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Rude Bastards Tour of® Berlin

Rude since 2019

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***Please book for free to guarantee a spot. Tours require minimum 3 guests to operate. Guides will only wait 10 minutes max past the starting time**



Dive into Berlin history and sights with total rudeness

Berlin is where it happened! From the rise of the Prussian empire to Fall of the Wall, from the Threepenny Opera to the flourishing of techno, this city is full of happenings and histories. It may all seem a bit overwhelming at first, which is why we recommend that you begin your Berlin sightseeing with us!

Our flagship Berlin walking tour, the Rude Bastards, is very different from the usual politically correct BS that you are likely to experience from the stodgy lecturing types. Think of this as the politically incorrect tour of Berlin. So bear in mind it will be full of bad language, unapologetic jokes and, yes, of course, wildly disrespectful history lessons! No snowflakes allowed!!!

Hopping all the time from East Germany to the West (and even Nazi Berlin) with our guide, you will get introductions to all the characters that shaped this city, including You-know-Who, Charlie who’s actually Jeff, jelly donut and of course, The Great, also known as Fritz! Interested yet?

The Rude Bastards Berlin Walking Tour in English is one of the highest-rated English language tours in the city, and it’s also available in Spanish!

Apart from providing a historical walking tour, our guide will also provide you with the down-low on Berlin nightlife – and once again, expect some no-BS, practical and rude advice that will help you blend in with the natives and help you best plan your Berlin itinerary

We are available around the year, even in the freezing German winter. So book now!

For the ladies, we have an exclusive nightlife pub-crawl tour of Berlin. Also explore the Rude Bastards tour of the nearby historic town of Potsdam.


Potsdamer Platz, Tiergarten, Soviet Memorial, Reichstag, Brandenburg Gate, Jewish Memorial, Hitler’s Bunker, 15 minute break, Luftwaffe HQ, Berlin Wall, Checkpoint Charlie, Gendarmenmarkt, Bebelplatz, Museum Island.