- Private Tour
- 2.5 Hours
- Berlin
The Real OId Berlin! No dirty Nazis! No utopist Commies! Berlin without its makeup and plastic surgeries. Discover the Berliners since Medieval times designed for those with a darker sense of humor.
Please book for free to guarantee a spot. Tours require minimum 3 guests to operate. Guides will only wait 10 minutes max past the starting time.
Free
Looking for a free walking tour in Berlin that is entertaining, informative, and a little bit inappropriate? The Rude Bastard’s Berlin tour offers a completely different approach to exploring the city.
Unlike traditional free Berlin walking tours that focus on formal lectures and polite storytelling, our guides deliver a brutally honest and hilarious take on Berlin’s history. Expect unapologetic jokes, politically incorrect humour, and stories that many guides would never dare to tell.
Despite the cheeky style, this free Berlin free walking tour covers the most important events and characters that shaped the city, from the rise of Prussia to the fall of the Berlin Wall.
Our free Berlin walking tour takes you through the historic centre of the German capital and introduces you to the landmarks that define the city’s past and present.
Along the way you will hear stories about emperors, dictators, revolutionaries, artists, and the everyday Berliners who lived through some of the most dramatic moments in European history. From imperial Berlin to Nazi Germany, from Cold War division to modern reunification, this Berlin free walking tour gives visitors a broad and entertaining overview of the events that shaped the city.
During the Rude Bastard’s Berlin free walking tour, we visit many of the city’s most famous historical landmarks.
Tour highlights include:
These locations tell the story of Berlin across several centuries, from imperial ambitions to the Cold War division of the city.
The Rude Bastard’s free Berlin walking tours are led by a team of experienced and highly entertaining guides including Kai (the founder of Rude Bastard’s brand), Arthur, Anna, Nichole, and Jason.
Each guide brings their own personality and storytelling style, but they all share the same mission: to deliver one of the most memorable free walking tours in Berlin. Expect historical insights, controversial opinions, dark humour, and practical tips about exploring Berlin.
At the end of your free walking tour in Berlin, your guide will also share some recommendations about Berlin nightlife, local food spots, and areas worth exploring after the tour. Whether you are interested in techno clubs, historic beer halls, or relaxed neighbourhood bars, our guides will point you in the right direction.
Yes! You won’t be charged to join our Berlin Free Walking Tour. However, if you enjoyed the experience, it’s customary and greatly appreciated to leave a tip for your tour guide.
The best time to explore Berlin is whenever you’re here! Our Free Berlin Walking Tour runs 365 days a year, even on holidays or in bad weather, so you can join us any day that suits you.
Yes, there’s a 15-minute break halfway through the tour. It’s a great opportunity to grab a snack or drink, use the bathroom, and chat with fellow travelers – you might even make a new friend!
We meet in front of Kerb, our partner. You’ll find the exact location on the map pin below and in your confirmation email. Our guide will be holding a small umbrella, so you’ll spot them easily.