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Paris: the city of love, lights, and a whole lot of historical drama. If you’re looking for a tour that sugarcoats the past, this ain’t it. But if you’re up for a politically incorrect, humor-laden stroll through the heart of Paris, welcome to the Rude Bastards Tour.
History isn’t just dates and facts—it’s full of scandal, intrigue, and absurdity. Our guides don’t shy away from the messy bits; they revel in them. Expect a tour that’s as enlightening as it is entertaining, with a healthy dose of irreverence. Starting from the historic neighborhood of Saint-Germain-des-Prés, we will walk to the Notre Dame Cathedral, discussing the old, old history of young Americans getting naughty on their Euro trips. You have been warned, this is a tour that we recommend for a more mature audience.
We will cross the romantic Seine into the Île de la Cité, where all the fun stuff happened, like the guillotining and the assassinations. Finally we will go up to the Louvre Museum, where our guide will rudely point to the Eiffel Tower and tell you to find your own way. All in all, we promise an experience to leave you confused, scandalized and laughing till your ribs hurt.
So what are you waiting for?