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Rude Bastards Tour of Cologne

Rude, Fun and Educational

Quick Details

Learn about the history of Cologne as you visit the city’s iconic landmarks.

  • Dom
  • Belgian quarter
  • Party locations
  • Hahnentor (Gate)
  • St. Kolumbia
  • Old town and more

***Please book for free to guarantee a spot. Tours require minimum 3 guests to operate. Guides will only wait 10 minutes max past the starting time**

Groups of 1-7
Groups of 8-15

This tour of Cologne is much different than the usual politically correct BS.  It will be full of bad language, bad taste jokes and, yes, of course, a history lesson!. Your tour guide shares insight into the history of Cologne and gives you great tips on the best places to visit, eat, and drink. Expect to learn a lot about the city while you hear fun stories and have a great time. No snowflakes allowed!!!